That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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