i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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