Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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