CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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