sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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