So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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