i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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