his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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