I just cut my nipple shaving
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
