I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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