Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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