Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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