Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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