Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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