My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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