we're chasing vodka with high fives
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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