She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
two words: eviction party
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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