I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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