He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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