in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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