This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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