There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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