K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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