Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize