The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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