Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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