Can i not drive my cunt home
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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