I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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