Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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