Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
organizing the empties. That sober.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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