I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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