are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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