I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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