Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
