you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i think my cat just said my name.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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