I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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