Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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