she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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