Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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