but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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