You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
