Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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