You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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