my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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