So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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