i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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