Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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