im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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