do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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