She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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