you guys were way drunker than both of me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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