he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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