Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think your dad took our porno
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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